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me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source
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Wow it’s really been almost one year since I opened 2cutestationery. To be honest I wasn’t all that sure that it would even make the summer and here we are a whole year later and still going strong! I couldn’t have made it this far without all of you so in thanks I’m going to do a giveaway!
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Words Used to Describe Genitals
So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found.
The list is getting longer~
wtf
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Hundreds of kids have gotten sick after eating laundry detergent tablets that come in brightly colored, bite-sized packages — and look more like candy than anything else.
The American Association of Poison Control Centers is reporting a recent surge in calls — more than 250 frantic ones — about the new miniature detergent doses making children violently ill. Just this past Tuesday night, a 1½-year-old in Dallas was rushed to the emergency room with severe nausea, vomiting and diarrhea after swallowing a packet.
“We’re not quite sure why it’s happening,” said Dr. Kurt Kleinschmidt, a Dallas toxicologist. “But we’ve clearly had some kids who have become much more ill. We look at these pods as being clearly more dangerous than the standard detergent.”
lol dumbass kids and their parents
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Reblog if English isn’t your first language.
Lol whats english
It sounds familiar
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“Mom, thanks for giving birth to me”
